I'll start this page off by letting people know how I came up with the nick name (gaming name) Yomama.

The phrase Yomama I heard previously.  Here is the skit I heard that made me come up with my name (Yomama File).  (Caution Rude and vulgar language from a police arrest in Minneapolis, MN.).  I couldn't imagine this guy doing ANYTHING wrong.  LOL

Around 1995 I believe a computer game called Duke Nukem came out.  This new game was able to be played by up to eight people at once.  This was one of if not the first of its kind where you could play against live opponents.  When you were killed in the game it would tell you who killed you.  So it would say for example "killed by lightning".  That is where I came up with "Yomama".   When I would toast somebody it would say "killed by Yomama".  I thought it was pretty good.  So if you are ever out playing an internet game and you run across Yomama, beware.......

Deer (From an actual 911 call)

Blonde Scam        Collect Calls Prank  Bill Cosby Pep Talk        Elmo shut the F up

Comedy files below came from a local radio station KQRS.  They are classics.

Naked        Uncle Burnsie        Galloping Gossip        Power92        Boat retrieval KRIS challenge        

Ejection Seat        Speeding Car Lawyer        Tommy Bernard old man suppository        Whop Your Ass

Brainerd Cash Call        Elmer Fudd - Reads Porno        Flintstones On Viagra        Tate Jackson

Bill Clinton        Bill Clinton Broadcast        The boy that smelled like pee

This is a joke I received in email.  What some people can't think of, this is great!!